at PAT'S house
Saturday Sept 29
to celebrate Ruth's 70th and Pat's 50th and everything else worth celebrating!
food (whatever you want to throw on the grill)
Pat will supply ice, napkins, paper plates, plastic cutlery, condiments and the like.
Rulz: no one can go upstairs in my house. Iz not cleen. Catz will be there, so no dogz allowed either.
Don is appointed LIFEGUARD (in case doggie falls in pool), and thus will wear Speedo. Squawker optional.
Homeowner is not liable for doggie cuts and bruises acquired from homeowner's crappy landscaping/thick forest. Or if drinking partygoer falls in pool and drowns while Don is not paying attention.
Directions: to 2505 Panorama Place, Vestavia, 35216
from I-65 take exit 252, and head North on Hwy 31. Turn right at the traffic light (Vestavia Parkway) where the new Milo's is. Parkway winds around behind Pizitz Middle School and dead ends at stopsign. Turn right (Panorama Trail). Take the next left (Panorama Place). We are the second driveway on the RIGHT. If I feel like it, I might put balloons on the mailbox. Good luck negotiating the uphill driveway. Put your parking brake on.